radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

dajo42:

[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer

babybustershorts:

when you’re at the pumpkin patch and can’t decide which pumpkin to take home

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Tumblr 2011:  memes are great I hate everyone
Tumblr 2014:  memes are ironically great also drink water

zootedboy:

*throws in big words mid sentence so u know i fuck wit books*

coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

deelekgolo:

when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done